I think all my electronic devices have been having secret meetings behind my back to figure out just how they can best annoy me.
My earphone’s mic will no longer work so people at the other end of the line feel like they’re hearing me through water. They also disconnect themselves whenever they want to. I was under the happy delusion that at least I can hear my music and podcasts clear enough but when I tried to use them while travelling today, I could not hear one damn thing. I guess I’ve just got used to the deteriorating quality.
My mobile phone feels like a landline because it needs to be connected to it’s charger so often. It’s a miracle to see it at a 100%. But we have a deal, it needs to last me another 2 years and it works well otherwise so for now this is the one I have least complaints with.
My dear beloved state of the art laptop (5 years old) does not even remember that it is a laptop anymore. Can’t even use it for more than 15 minutes without its charger. And don’t even get me started on the number of warning my anti-virus program throws up.
My powerbank looks and feels like a brick. Once upon a time it felt impressive that it had a 10000 mAh capacity but now it takes so long to charge that it almost feels like it’s not worth it.
My precious Bluetooth speakers have devised the most annoying trick. When multiple paired devices are in range it decides which one it wants to connect to instead of connecting to the one it was last connected to (which is what it’s supposed to do and has always done). It also switches itself off whenever it wants to.
My MiFi hotspot takes afternoon naps (or so I suspect). While seemingly switched on and no possible reason for network issues, it just refused to let me connect to the internet every afternoon.
I just needed to get all of this out of my system. My dear electronics, please please stand by me. I love you all. And if you have to fail, then please not all at once!